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Old 05-08-2015, 01:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Apia View Post
No actions, just thoughts.
You walk down the street and have thoughts about being invincible. I'm bulletproof - untouchable.

Nothing can hurt me. I feel no pain, no joy; I feel nothing.

Sometimes I dream about being a space nazi. I dream that I am a behemoth, and I open my legs and swallow the Earth into my gaping vagina.

My uterus warms the Earth, and 9 months later, I give birth to a whole new planet, which looks suspiciously like Keith's head.

I then wake up screaming, covered in cold sweat, and realise I've gone to sleep with KATG on my iPod again...
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