I would totally fuck any animal if I had to in order to save a loved ones life.
You know I would do anything for you.
Its not but fuck a pig. Its ANYTHING.
I mean you can do things to make it nice. I mean all jokes aside with the right amount of lube its gotta be nice. That's where you cum in a hurry like your mom is coming up the drive way and your jerking off in the living room but you just have to cum. I mean you can make it quick. You can also watch porn or just think about that German girl that blew you once but you cant remember her name now.
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