[Sparrow]

no shit though, endowments are real things. the art center i produce with has secured spots in a bunch of wills. there was some kerfuffle in the recent past of somebody being a dick to try and get us knocked out of one--it was a land grant and everybody was super looking forward to expanding the campus when the ole man kicked it. what a fun feather to stick in ones cap! LOVING YOU TO DEATH! i'd put that on the tattoo page. PLUS it's a real hoot making up fancy grown up titles. you can literally create the Keith and the Girl Lick My Suck My Endowment Fund and people have to take you seriously. in fact, over our way, Bear's legal title to the IRS is Minister of Rock Shows. they have to call him that.

life is fun! congrats on the ASS PROD, daniel!