How much febreeze does a jizz-towel garden require? I'm guessing you gotta spray down that stink pile on the regular. You might be noseblind to that horrible odor, but whoever you're bringing into your bedroom is not.
I've never tried thee ol' on-back / towel-out / landing strip method. Sounds like freedom. Gross, smelly, disgusting freedom
I guess my jerks are too dainty. It's all toilet paper and a quick flush before the shame and/or odor sets in.