My husband and I are weirdos- we were farting near each other early on. To truly test the limits, about month into us dating, we had just finished fucking and I was on top of him. I felt the fart coming but was properly worn out and didn't feel like moving. I very sweetly said "Baby, I'm going to fart on your penis." He said "oooooookkkkkkayyy?" I did it, he started laughing uncontrollably and told me to get the fuck off of him. He still married me-been together for 10 years, married 8.5. He punishes me night,y with his rotten, sulfuric acid farts that he unleashes. His farts are so bad he once cleared a large room including all of the animals.
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