On what planet do you lodge a cucumber in someone's mouth and leave to feed the dog - which you only did because you left steak burn on the stove (this is some high end dog) - have a cigarette, and then return to have more fun with the dildo you left in the woman's mouth?
"While I'm up I'll have a cigarette! Be right there! I'm going to take your silence to mean you're getting extra horned up! See you soon!"
ON WHAT PLANET?!
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