Why do I want to hear Keith ask "Is the Bear at the Bar drinking Beer?"
When I lived in Memphis in 1981-1982, an older black gentleman bought a brand new Cadillac with pennies he had saved up for years with the purpose of buying a new car.
I remember hearing a story of a man paying his IRS bill with a pickup load of unrolled coins.
If they really wanted to piss the penny guy off, just claim he was a penny short (maybe some rolled when they hit the floor and were not seen), then put a warrant out for his arrest. More court fees to protest
