non-swimmer. (and brunette *WINK*) i've never been to a water park, but it sounds gross and terrifying. i don't get the appeal.
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brain-eating amoebas
*sitting around in chairs that all have pools of tepid pool water in them a bathing suit all day trying to eat hot dogs and i imagine the buns get super soggy and everybody goes home with yeast infections
*pee
*poop
*blood
*everybody else's dead skin and germs
*highly chlorinated swimmer's ear