[Dean from Australia]

Governments around the world are trying desperately to recalibrate their relationship with the Trump administration and are finding themselves unsure of what the fuck to do.

Our conservative government here in Australia is beholden to a particularly virulent strain of right wing extremism that are licking at the boots of the Trump White House while more moderate elements are shitting themselves. For example, they've been scrambling to salvage something out of the aborted TPP and the ridiculous thing about that is, even after Trump killed it the other day, our dickhead PM and his trade minister were running around telling everyone "It's not dead. It's not dead."

Our media here treat Trump like some constant punch line to a bad joke and every story is like "Let's see what Trump is gonna say next. It's like, they're treating him like some precocious scally wag who is all bravado without malice. "Don't worry people, he'll become the benevolent statesman - you'll see." - even as he's signing those orders to take away your rights.

Meanwhile, citizens everywhere are collapsing to the floor, in front of their television sets, like stunned cattle mouthing the words 'what the fuck are we in for?' through dribbling saliva.