[Sparrow]

there are things that bore holes into my brain: incessant dog barking, snoring, frantically paced bass lines, and crying babies.

i had no choice in anybody's decision to bring a wet, smelly, loud thing into the world. walking into a room where i am doesn't make me part of your #squad. i understand you do what you can, but don't shrug off that you're making everybody uncomfortable all smug. have a healthy sense of shame or stop side-eyeing me when my conversation at the table/seat near your innocent angel offends your sensibilities. if i have to suffer through high pitched squeals and tantrums, you can get off my dick about saying "cock ring" or "rim job."