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Old 03-17-2017, 09:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Our friend Jae Breezy said something that reminded me that my mom didn't even let me tell the destitute classmate that the popcorn/candy bag was from me.

I had to sneak it in his desk before class and not say anything. I sat across from him.

He freaked out like it was Christmas. Quietly.

He looked at me. I said something to the affect of, "I think it's for you. Go ahead."

He couldn't have been happier as he sneaked it. Maybe the desk lid squeaked, who knows. Then the ___________ busted him.

Whatever word we can use today that means a really bad person.

Jae Breezy thought, "fuck face."

I hope that teacher is still alive and hurting.

Most likely more people hurt than don't hurt, right? So that's good.
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