[Sparrow]

ok, now that i've finished the episode, two things:

a) Halle is great! Chemda is also great. i respect y'alls' appreciation for shitty hole-in-the-wall cuisine. seriously, i believe there is food that good. that being said, SUPER GROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. blech. yuck, the both of you. i bet Halle eats dairy after its expiration if it passes the sniff test with a C-. please have her back.

2) the longer i wait, the more potential there is for my child to have a ridiculous name. i am that bitch. fuck it. i sold Bear on this inevitability with the promise were we to have a son he would get his last name and it would be fit to play baseball: Dock Ellis or Mars. any daughters would get my last name and look elegant on formal stationary: Henrietta Cricket or Bryony Clover.