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Originally Posted by Todd
when the host answers the door--POP! They're serving your wine tonight, now.
*I am not a wine person
** I don't get invited to parties
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that'd be like coming to the door with your dick out. wine is a seduction. there's ritual. rules.
that being said, calling myself a "wine person" would be an overstatement; i like it sweet and put ice cubes in red. wine people are disgusted by me. drink gin like a lady, though.
*obviously