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A "not-friend" who always seemed to be around back in High School needed to take a shit real bad once when we were driving somewhere and insisted we let him out, despite only being 5 minutes from our destination. We let him out and went to get toilet paper. When we got back he had taken his shirt off, because apparently that's the thing to do. When he got back to the car he had somehow managed to get shit all over his knee.
Fuck that guy.
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