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Old 06-21-2017, 12:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Mr Jesus No Penis

First of all, Mateo Liza Min-ellied his way into my KATG Top Ten, long ago. Love him. I get what he meant by "Jesus is Gay." But I think Chemda hit on a greater point. Which is to say, why are we thinking about Where Jesus put his dick?

This is gonna sound goofy, but I strongly feel that if, IF Jesus existed, he had to be the product of human/ alien...I dunno...union. Also the Bible makes it appear that Jesus entire purpose was anything but reproduction. He's more metaphor for what man should strive to be. Odd of course because most followers of Christ miss the point. Not judging. Sacrifice. All that.

I voted no. Cuz Jesus is and was an asexual alien.
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