[Sparrow]

calling myself out. things i do that make me the asshole:

i sometimes have weed on the butcher's block even though he specifically asks me not to. and by sometimes, i mean a lot.

i also ask him to do small things for me all the time i can do myself b/c i'm an able bodied adult with legs who can get her own damn ginger ale from the fridge i guess.

i use the large tooth comb from the shower to brush my hair and don't return it back to the shower. although, maybe he should start checking before he gets in there.

in my defense, he doesn't turn the windshield wipers off when he shuts the car off so if i'm the next to drive that car the wipers turn on and make that awful wiper on dry windshield noise.