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Fuck Home Depot right in the ear. Also Lowes blows.
I've never stolen chips but I did take one of those big round lollipops.
Once I went to Home Depot to find a water lily. I ask the guy in the garden shop:
Hey do you have any water lillies?
He answers:
I don't know I just wanna go home.
I go find a manager, say look I never complain bc typically I don't give a shit but come the fuck on. He laughs, walks away.
Once I took a drill into Home Depot for repair, I bought it there. After seven weeks and a billion phone calls where it's obvious they lost it, I demand they give me a new one and after talking (not kindly) to five people, they give me a brand new drill. Two days later I get a call from Home Depot telling me my drill's all fixed and come get it. Certainly I will, thank you and now I have two. Because fuck youuuuuuuuu
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