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My inner monologue at work:
"oh jeez that only took 15 minutes 4.75 hours to go. oh jeez that only took 30 minutes 4.25 hours to go. oh jeez that only took 6 minutes 4.15 hours to go. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE I NEED TO WORK."
My inner monologue at home:
"How long until I can drink until I don't have to think anymore. Please don't make me have to interact with this kid anymore. I should do some work. Why doesn't he ever do the damn laundry. Why isn't the house clean if he's only working part time now. This puppy is really cute. I love this cocktail." then tv and drinks erase my inner monologue until I can pass out.
This is bleak. But I do consider myself happy. Yikes.
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