[FingerLakes]

Thank god (who doesn't exist) for Keith asking what "hooking up" means because literally everyone who's used that word at me has meant something different.

Literally last night a friend started a story telling me about a time he had a "coked up, three way hook-up" with these girls at a party. We got interrupted and when I had him complete the story he was like "oh we were super drunk and did a bunch of coke and they went to bed and I was like "me too" and I joined them. Then later me and one of them girls "did some stuff.""
"did you fuck?"
"Oh, no. There was some touching and...ya know. She was very into me."

Ugh.