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Alright Keith,
I watched Lady Bird and since you already know it was a good movie, here are the facts behind why you like it.
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They have a cute dog named Bramble.
The overweight best friend takes responsibility for her weight very early in the movie. Roger Lafferty prolly never did that.
They eat all the communion wafers because fuck it.
Alanis Moresette song plays and you love Chemda and she loves Alanis.
Lady Bird tells her gay bf "You can touch my boobs" and he says "No I respect you too much" and we know you like consent.
For a movie that is so centered on a high school, there is no student fucking, not even by the priest and there's no bullying.
Weed
Albeit a dumb reference to football, it is referenced in the coach teaching theater.
The dad of the asshole boy she fucks is dying of cancer. Haha fuck him.
Flip phones are all over this movie, before robots took over.
Beer and NYC are key points in the movie.
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There, now you know the facts and you don't have to lie.
That mom was a Fucking biiiiiiitch though
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