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how to get out of church
diarhea. is it so hard to be in the bathroom when everyone leaves and just pour campbells soup in the toilet when they knock on the door to see if your ok? get three cans. moan. try and talk but cough and pour noodle soup in the john. pre spray the door w aerosal air freshner. to cover your (lack) of stank.
LAY THE GROUND WORK. complain of stomach cramping the night before.
i only suggest this because you'd say it would ruin christmas.
also, i'm sorry but i can NOT WAIT to hear what your bring back from this trip. The year you broke the rosary in half to share with Chemda I LOST IT! love that episode.
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some people say each snowflake is unique and different. . . but they all look the same to me.
on tumors/cancer: "God's got jokes."-Keith
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