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oh- and terrible dates! One guy told me on a date that I had "dude hair" (it was just above shoulder length), then proceeded to yap on and on about his super hot stripper ex girlfriend, then as we were waiting for the check said "I GOTTA GO TAKE A DUMP" and went to the bathroom. AND I FUCKEN SAT THERE INSTEAD OF LEAVING. If I can be so easily immobilized I can't imagine what I'd not do seeing a man come out of the bathroom in a slipping bath robe.
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