[astrokahn]

Being short (so you tall folk don't feel so alone in knowing the world isn't constructed for you):

--Feet swing on every chair, includes all toilets except those awesome little ones made for children. This means no body support or counterweight and makes any length of time sitting a goddamn hellish nightmare.

--all cabinet shelves past the lowest one are purely decorative

--all electric massage chairs are basically useless unless I enjoy the top of my head being massaged by neck rollers

--I look like a little kid sitting on a barstool or all the way back on a couch

--I would also look like a tiny child if I were to date a tall man and hold his hand

--have to learn to hem pants at birth

--must wear shoes that light up when I walk (I actually kinda wish I had some)

--every job I've ever had that supplies t-shirts, fuck them with their men's small

--for every time a tall person bumps their head, I walk face first into tits and elbows