[Sparrow]

Bear and i met on OKCupid. i don't tell people that because it's not our most romantic story. i was in the middle of a puppet gig and he offered me studio space in his house on our first…well, it wasn't so much a date as i went over to grab some D, but in any event i moved in a week after we met and never left. it worked out, but it sounds ingoddamnsane.

also, back while i was doing cam shows, one of my busy work tasks was to create fake profiles on these kinds of dating sites and scam for customers. soooooo, watch out for that, Keith.