OK Cupid-
Keith you didn't follow your own golden rule about not trying to joke around with strangers because 99% of the time they don't get it. Apparently even with established banter.
The reason this woman and everyone in the room with you when you read the messages aloud were like "OH WTF MAN" was because you accidentally did the one behavior that epitomizes shit men and
especially online. It's called
The Niceguy. Which is not actually nice. We all know it was intended different than it was received. Now ya know.
You gotta send Henny all your messages for approval from now on, Thats the new law.