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Originally Posted by Apia
That's a great lesson. What are you doing on dates with your boyfriend?
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Well, he's still coming off of fetal alcohol syndrome, and I've been sober's for six months, so we can't drink together. Which is a real bummer, because unless I'm drunk when I'm around him I can't stand to hear him open his mouth. (I mean yakkedy fucking yak). Mostly we go to the park and swing on the swings and think of new fart jokes. I've got another eight years until I'm allowed to be attracted to him but he's worth it so I'm going to wait it out.