Only listened to half the show so far but I thought that most men used a sock to clean up afterwards and an all body spray of Lynx Africa to cover up the smell
(Maybe I'm around too many teenage boys) Keep some babywipes in the bedside draw if you want a fancy clean up
The horse shit thing is now almost daring me to try it to prove to myself I wouldn't puke
Is it counted if you drink half a bottle of vodka before you eat it? I still think every time I sit down with a pencil up my arse I'd get an unpleasant