I didn't vote in the horse shit poll because clicking either of those would make it too real.
I was leaning towards shit eating before I heard Andrea describe touching a poop with her tongue and almost threw up.
I thought it was the most boring Oscars ever. I turned it off pretty quickly, Kimmel served up a snorefest of a monologue.
I also thought The Shape of Water was oversimplified, the story moved too briskly along. But it was gorgeous, the main character was likeable and interesting, and by the end I was invested in it and moved by the (predictable) ending.
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