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Originally Posted by Mermaid
Maybe I'm out of touch. I don't understand the the bad part of randomly finding money throughout your workday.
I gotta clean behind the toilet either way. But if today I reach behind there and find $500, today is a damn good day.
I get the "why not just leave it on the pillow" thing. But I feel like she meant she did both. Like the normal $1000 on the pillow and another $1000 sprinkled throughout the room.
And also, who the fuck wouldn't like a goddamn money scavenger hunt at work? Da fuq?
I haven't met the service worker who wouldn't want to have a day that's different than the typical mundane BS and ended with them being hundreds or thousands of dollars richer.
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Are you in the service industry? Cos I am...and TRUST. Every god damn day is a new adventure. It's not mundane at ALL.
It's not funny when you do something right and a rich person says, "Watch out..that'll affect your tip.."
It's not funny when people say, "Oh, I'm SO high maintenance, this is gonna be a test for you!"
And it's not funny when people leave your tip hiding all around the room like you're a god damn dog.
Gross.
Love you, Mermaid...just not Oprah.