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Originally Posted by Apia
...But who knows maybe in a more sex positive house I could also deal with more.
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Of course! You need more men in the bedroom. Mr Apia is not being sex positive about this. It’s very non-liberal of him.
You need to have a threesome. Immediately. Stop blaming mama und vater for not teaching you what should have been easily gleaned from watching porn all these years.
Wait. You’re German. There’s a lot of water sports in German porn. Skip that part. Or don’t. Apparently urine is sterile.