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Originally Posted by joslingeneva
Is it possible the bag of mouth stuff is from the Marathon? Supplies for people to stay fresh?
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What a smart thought! We should have looked at that angle! I think the mystery has been solved!
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Originally Posted by joslingeneva
The last girl was "his love" now this girl is a conniving bitch trying to trap him with a tooth brush, a fur coat, and a charger.
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Oh my god, are people different???
"Keith married a woman from Ireland, but he met an Irish person later that he didn't like?! Which is it, Keith?!"
But seriously, this isn't the first time you smugly referenced my previous love, so, and I hate to feel like I'm talking down to you and not respecting you, but ok, here goes... Ready?
I wasn't really in love with the woman that you're talking about. I wasn't in love with her after the first date, second date, or even - are you sitting down? - after the third date.
I'm a grown adult.
It was something I said because it was so silly.
And when you started listing the things left behind, you don't even stop for a second and think, whoa, that IS a lot of things left behind...