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Old 04-07-2018, 11:40 AM   #19 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle
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My Opening Line

There’s something hilarious about seeing “Gilbert Gottfried’s First Time” in your podcast feed.

Can

You

Imagine?

Gilberts a total weirdo and I love that about him. But it’s like. It’s like I gotta coffee up and mentally prepare for that ridiculous voice. How in the world, does the female clitoris - prepare? Does his wife watch old Police Academy and knock one out to Bobcat Goldthwait?

“The great thing about your voice is you can never tell if you’re nervous.”

Nothing about Gilbert makes sense. His wife, his kid, his career, his success. He’s complete and total absurdity. Love it.
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