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Old 04-24-2018, 03:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Whoa whoa whoa Keith isn't wrong about Astroglide...
Yeahhhhhh. Lube is evidence.

One night of bad drugs and worse decisions. A girlfriend convinced me that perhaps the right item, shoved directly into my b-hole, would fix my half-soft. Not being into anal, (the vag is magic enough for me) I had no lube. I did have organic olive oil in the kitchen...

Man. I miss those sheets. High thread count too.
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