Omfg Talons the Bird story might possibly be the greatest story ever in the history of all things. I love it. I was fully expecting him to drop "and when my friend came outside I let the bird fly away." BUT NO. And then I expected "but when I met my wife I gave the bird away." NOPE. And then I thought he was going to say "and then we had a kid and the bird had to go." NO.
BIRD FAH LIFE MUTHAFUCKAHHHH
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