Agh, that was my letter! Just to clarify a couple of things: Keith, you mean the world to me, I'm just one of those assholes that shows my love with sarcasm. Also, yes I'm an idiot, I should have walked away from that relationship 13 years and 360 days before she did, but I didn't. I'm clearly the best, I'll let you all know if I get single again so you can get a shot at this codependent hot mess. And yes, Chemda pointing out that Keith needed to communicate better instead of holding everything in was exactly my own problem, so I heard that loud and clear. Lastly, yup, big lesbo.
Seriously, thank you for everything, thank you for reading and responding to my letter on the show, and I promise to work on those compliments.
Love and all the shits,
Kristin the "Real Lesbo"