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Old 06-26-2018, 12:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
astrokahn
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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Aagghhhh bed wetting!
It’s a motherfucking nightmare. I was a bed pisser until I was like 12. I’d wake up at like 2am EVERY NIGHT OF MY GODDAMN LIFE swimming in a pool of piss. Was terrified of spending the night with anyone for so much of my middle school life for fear of peeing in their bed. Pissed on friends beds, couches, floors. My mom would leave stacks of sheets in my room so I could deal with it myself.

As a parent, I fixed this for my kid.
DONT
DRINK
ANYTHING
BEFORE
BEDTIME

it’s so easy. Just don’t put anything in after like 5-6pm. Pee before bed, set an alarm and wake your ass up at 2 and go pee. WHATEVER IT TAKES, MOM!
. Fuck.
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