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What’s the polyamory setting on a Sleep Number mattress?
I’m still waiting for them to come out with the hole-in-mattress model. Hell. I’m feeling frisky. Put a dildo on there too. Call it ‘The Kingly Queen’ mattress.
A lot of fear can be solved with a little lube. Sleep Number can trademark that once I’m sent a Kingly Queen Series prototype.
After re-reading that, I’m fairly certain the good folks at Sleep Number are not on these forms. The more I think about it. This entire post is pretty ridiculous. Should prolly just delete it...
Meh.
I could be this one post away from a luxurious Kingly Queen Series bed. Best not to chance it.
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