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Oh my god the “I missed my window” comment. I’ve heard that from guys before. I like the “how do you mean?” suggestion from Chemda. I’m going to start doing that every time I get a creepy assumptive flirt.
“Oh so I missed my window?”
“What does that mean?”
“Like... uh...maybe WE... uhmmmm”
“Huh? I don’t follow.”
“I was just saying that maybe if.. nevermind.”
“I DONT UNDERSTAND PLEASE ELABORATE.”
“No nevermind.”
“Wait wait! Please explain to me what you mean by you missed your window, I’m reallly trying to understand.”
“Well I was just thinking that maybe if I had got you in time we could be dating instead of you guys.”
“Ohhhhh! Now I understand. Oh no. That wouldn’t have happened. There was no window.”
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"If you’re insisting on talking to people whose opinions you find shitty, stop being surprised."-- Chemda
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