Forgive me if someone brought this up already.
Rotten Tomatoes changed their policy and I really think Keith could be a legit movie critic!
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/help_desk/critics
Keith! This is your chance to have your angry feelings about movies actually mean something. Just because I think you are 90% wrong on every movie review doesn't mean I don't support you! Seriously, you are so wrong. But good luck! =)
-FTG