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Originally Posted by JohnnyBadKnees
I got them bad knees. What's a good knee even like?
This summer I took a road trip with Mrs BadKnees and the kids. We shared a hotel room with the kids and sometimes we'd want to get frisky. So we'd sneak into the bathroom and lock the door to avoid any interruptions/future therapy bills. Just as I bent the Mrs over and began penetrating, my foot slipped on the bathroom tile and I dislocated my left knee, which caused me to shift my weight to my right and dislocate my right knee. I collapsed and cut my elbow on something on the way down. The excruciating pain caused me to black out and the last thing I saw was my wife's stunned face, and my own raging boner.
So anyway, knees are stupid.
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