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Old 03-12-2019, 08:31 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post

Did I respect the poll?
Am I a trickster?
Full disclosure. I drove over-the-road. Montana to Nebraska. It’s a long story but my buddy in Montville, NJ was in town and it just so happened a gal on a dating app was nearby. I had cash to burn and found cheap flight out of Omaha.

So. I did fly, (NE to NJ) which is legit. I flew from the center of the country to the east coast. We did hook up - all weekend. It was glorious. She was wayyy out of my league. It was wonderful. So wonderful that neither of us cared it was her time of the month. We fucked up some towels. Possibly some carpets.

I’m a long time fan now. It’s not my first rodeo when it comes to these polls. As a contrarian, though, sometimes you have to fuck with Keith. In doing so, I have fucked with science. For this I apologize.

Thank you, Scorpion for being the better fan. No. THE BETTER MAN
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