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Originally Posted by Sparrow

i wanted/got cake and a card, a lawn flamingo, trip to Orlando to see my friends, a drastic hair cut done privately at home with a bomb ass stylist, margarita and crab cake lunch, various and sundry things done for me i could very well have done myself but didn’t wanna, a CT scan, new spring shoes, and a name badge with Macaulay Culkin’s autograph.

I’ll have what she’s having.