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Pulling calves and semen testing bulls
Sometimes a calf will get turned around and you have to go in and pull it out. That requires a cable and shoulder length gloves. Reach in with the cable and slip in on a hoof then pull with everything you got.
High end bulls have to be tested. Their semen can be really profitable to other ranchers that breed cows. To get a sample the farmer inserts an electrified probe into the bull’s ass (with lube of course) and then turns the probe on. The bull’s penis extends and you gotta be quick with a cup.
It is bat shit crazy that the rewording of a sodomy law would hurt farmers. I’ve been shoulder deep in a cow before. Just have a zero animal fucking policy. It would allow breeders and vets to still do their job.
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