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Keith, I feel your pain! Thank you for lifting this rock for all to see the dirty underside. As always, you continue to provide a valuable service the world needs.
Me: What do you want to watch tonight?
The love of my life, best thing to ever happen to me wife: I want to watch X. (Where X is some stupid show I don't care about.)
Me: (Because I love her so much) Eh, okay.
Then we start watching whatever crappy show she wanted to watch because I don't really care, I just want to spend time with her.
Five minutes later, Me: WTF are you doing on Facebook on your phone? You wanted to watch this pile of shit and you're not even watching it!
Her: I'm watching it!
Me: What just happened?
Her: Okay, maybe I missed something.
Ya think???
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