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i have a dumb hidden candy situation. i stash stray one dollar bills in my underwear drawer. i call it my secret money drawer. when i find forgotten cash in the laundry or an old coat pocket i yell real loud I’M GONNA HIDE THIS IN MY SECRET MONEY DRAWER YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT DON’T LOOK then runscuttle up the stairs before coming back down feeling smug AF.
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