if the paper won't print the letter without him being dead, two upgrades:
1)Take out an ad in the paper that is structured like an obituary or invitation to his eventual funeral.
2)Just get a phony paper printed with the obituary in the correct place and send it to his house (or hand deliver it to make sure he doesn't get the real one).
If you're going with 2, please also include one of the ads the historian listener found that your dad put in the paper to grift locals.
Last edited by FingerLakes; 08-10-2020 at 10:41 AM.
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