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Originally Posted by shoebootie
...Sounds like he went to go live in their "independent living" part of their senior care, and he probably moved out because he wouldn't follow the simple rules they gave him.
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Rules like
1) you can’t set up your own church and invite people to your services
2) you can’t go visit your wife just to ask her to make you a ham sandwich
3) you can’t interrupt the visiting pastor and argue with him when he is visiting other residents
4) stop asking employees to bring you a cheap’o chicken sandwich, we have food here to eat
5) you don’t have to hide your ho hos
6) no one is going to go out and dog a hole, you’re actually not the authority here
7) other residents are allowed to curse you can’t keep harassing them about it
8) it has come to our attention that Ronald Reagan had a vendetta against you... this is Dr. Psychology and he would like to talk to you about your weird lies, then we will run a few tests to see if you’re developing dementia.
9) a lot of residents talk in there sleep, would you like to talk about your cat and this Keith person?
10) we have had some complaints from staff about your “jingling libido”, can you explain?
11) have you seen this Hitler video from Katg.com/dad?