look at this confident critter! note the ultra low rise jean as was custom at the time; studded belt bc obviously i was Hard; middle part, hair down my back. Gen Z can only try to be this Y2K bitch. they don’t even know about my teenage thong game. thong th thong thong thong. #sweetreference
did my dance team have a routine for this throwback? we sure did. it involved knee pads and sliding across the basketball court pussy first.
fun fact: i lost my virginity to the DefTones album White Pony.