the only person i’d feel comfortable pissing myself in front of is probably a nurse. #kidneyprobs your piss is always in context and bless you with my whole heart for it.
i’m going to preface this next statement in that it doesn’t apply to dick-havers, those drunk/fucked up, or those experiencing a medical emergency:
OUT of context pissing is hilarious. it wasn’t professional of her to give a golden shower, but goddamn it was very rock n roll.
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