[The Girl]

Originally Posted by Svage

Newsy wants to die for the dick.

I don't get it cause I wouldn't die for dick.

But I'd die for the puss. So in a way I do but I don't.

But uh.. newsy, didn't you listen to the latest episode with Calvin? He's getting dick left and right and wishes he would've come out earlier to have gotten even more dick. This one insane dick isn't worth it. Just go outside and look to your left and right and realize, dick is everywhere. And it won't kill you. I echo Apia's sentiment. Please stay alive.

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